A recent discovery that was made by a hiker in England has religious leaders around the globe scrambling to come with viable answers. It's a bronze vestibule containing time worn documents, including old love spells that have been recently carbon dated to the year 900 AD by Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

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The problem it seems, isn't the old love spells but rather a series of predictions that include a forecast of the demise and final cessation of organized religion around the globe by the year 2030 AD. Predictions that under normal circumstances religious pundits would simply laugh off and arrogantly dismiss as they have countess other similar times over the course of history.

However; it's not so easy this time around. This is due to the fact that these ancient documents, all hand written in ox blood on goat skin, contain many other far more ominous forecasts. Predictions of long since past events that have unfolded precisely as written. They even have gone so far as to predict the invasions of and wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, as well their apocalyptic termination as a ghastly nuclear holocaust.

Unfortunately the vestibule and most its contents were seized by England's MI5 Military Intelligence Service who's official spokesman now conveniently denies their very existence. It was only the old love spells that survived the heavy handed tactics of the brainwashed paramilitary henchmen.

They are currently held in the possession of a prominent warlock who is holed up in a secure and secluded Irish castle. A man who's whereabouts is known by but a select few trusted Wiccans who have sworn an oath of death should any of them violate their sworn promise of secrecy.

This warlock who goes by the code name “Ever” has sent out word in the form of anonymous Internet blog posts that when it's safe for him and his inner circle, he will release them to the public. Until then, assassins said to have been hired by Britain's royal family continue stalk and kill anyone with first hand knowledge of these valuable and highly coveted rare old love spells.